You are in an elevator. There is only one person in there. You are now stuck. The doors close. You start looking above at the floor numbers from the main lobby through the 24th floor. You are saying to yourself’ “My gosh, will this ever end?” Not soon […]
Its cold out there. That is enough for me. I do not have to hear from the weather person that it will be 42 degrees tomorrow but it will feel like 27 degrees. It has now gone beyond the pale. When I put on the local weather forecast […]
I would like to write blog tonight. So, I opened up my WordPress site and clicked “add new post.” However, I have nothing to write about! I am looking at the computer screen with that blank stare. A stare filled with nothingness. Just looking and looking and looking. […]
Why is it that: When we get hit in the head with something hard, it just hurts and we say ouch. Yet when we squarely stub our toe on the coffee table, we scream like a baby and jump up and down doing the Indian rain dance? Being […]
Editor’s note: This is complete humor so enjoy it for what it’s worth! Those of you who know me, know that I love the HBO show Curb Your Enthusiasm. I had the privilege and pleasure of being a ‘featured extra’ in two scenes on what I think was their best […]
See you next week… It starts like this on a telephone call: “Hi Scott! Great speaking with you. Let’s get together sometime next week.” Click. The inevitability of the ‘dictionary of logic’ creeps into my mind. I seem to think that I have a decent understanding of the […]
Editor’s note: This is both satire and real life humor: One of the things I like to observe are the questions that people ask when they don’t really care about the answer, or they when they are not expecting the standard response. One of the things I try […]
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